What's Your Cod Gun?

Because it's fun, so I play every day! For the action and medium-range fights! For the close-range battles where you can see them go down! Just 'cause my friends all play... To be weird! To support ze Vepublic. To shred everyone with non-stop firepowa! WHOO-HOO! To win, no matter what! Even if I have to act noobish!

Endless ammo so I can shoot everything!!! Evenly balanced ammo, power, accuracy, and mobility. Good amount of ammo, mobility. I dunno. I don't play that much. Power and accuracy. Three-round burst! It kills everyone! Votever helps ze Vepublic. Weirdness!

I am punctual, precise, and methoudical. I dunno. I'm just...here. I like to be different! I müst support ze vepublic! I win a lot, but have no friends. I'm ADHD. I'm just a regular kid. I'm loud and obnoxious and c®åz¥!!!

Black Blue Green Red Tan Ved and Gold What's NOT your favorite color? Whichever color helps me win!

About as much as everyone else. As long as I can sit still... As long as it takes to win! Az long az it takes to support ze Vepublic! Not much, I'm not a real addict... Precisely 1 hour each day. Whenever I'm not reading "Twilight" Yeah! WHOO-HOO!

Ah, you know. Normal kids. Hyper kids! I dunno. Whoever's around. I only hang out with people if they are precisely on time every day, hour, minute! I see souls in the water! They talk to me! My vellow comvads, ven I'm not supporting the Vepublic. Myself, I have no friends. Yeah! Party! Party! WHOO-HOO!

Her name is Deshandriamindinia. She's an Albanian vampire but nobody sees her but me... I have no time vor such distvactions. I must support ze Vepublic! No, I have to beat everyone in everything, that turns girls off. Yeah, I duno. I think we're still together... Yeah, new one every day! WHOO-HOO! Yeah, she's pretty cool, pretty normal. YeahshesADHDlikemeandwealwaysrunaroudandactcrazyandstuffyeahhahahayouknow... Yes.

Did you know that we all die in the end?? It's gonna happen!!! Hello vellow comvad! HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HOWARYA HOWARYA WHATS HANGIN??? Hey, man. What's up? Hi, bet I can beat you at everything! I will not answer unless you specifically address me by my full name. Rock on man!!! WHOO-HOO! Yo, sup?