Where Would You Fit In A Medieval Society?

Begin practicing and training the footman, you don't really want them to die so you better make sure they can fight a little. Find out if either side needs somebody dead, theres always a pretty penny to be made off a generals head. Grab a book and start reading, knowledge is power. Grab my tools and get back to work, if they need me I'll get drafted. Ignore it, if they start fighting on your doorstep things might get nasty but until your bugged it wont alter your life at all, you live outside the law after all. Invest in weapons, if you get good sturdy weapons you can sell them to all ends and make a nice big bottom line for your pocket. Sharpen your sword and shine your armor, you just want to be ready. Weigh the two sides and choose the side most likely to win. Who cares you just want to juggle and as long as a wars going on people will need to laugh!

Find ways to import more food, have to keep the villagers fed. Go into hiding, this is when policing goes up and payrolls go down, it is not usually a good idea to go headhunting at this point in time. Heal the crops and change the weather to support them, or maybe you just burn down the nearby castle and take their stores, who cares. Hit the bar and grab a wench, sooner or later someone will fight over land and you'll probably be dead. Nothing you dont get your food from the towns or their farms you hunt for your food and forage, as long as your food is fine you wont have to go stealing it from somebody. Put your best effort to fix it, although there's not much to do you cant change the weather. Split your food and give it to the needy, break up squabbles and police the kingdom, there will be unrest but you can hold it back at least for awhile. Start telling jokes, everyones tense when bad things start to happen, and you know if you get a smile you might get a tip! Stockpile as much food as you can until it seems this might change some, while its like this food will sell for a really high price!

Figure out what the problem is and, if possible, the best way to make the most money with the least amount of hassle for you. Freeze them both, their getting annoying, or maybe just make them realize what's truly wrong and sort it out themselves Gather round and wait for the fight to start nothing like a good ol' bar brawl to pump the blood! Nothing as you would never be seen in such a low establishment Nothing you've got a cool glass of mead and a pretty girl why get involved! Put a poison dart in one of their backs, you hate bickerers. Sit them down and find out what the issue is, than help them sort it out. Start singing! Nobody can fight while your golden voice rings true! Tell them to shut up and sort it out, their getting loud and you dont want to have to shoot them

Charm his purse to be full of coin forever, or silence him with a wave of your wand so you dont have to listen to that annoying prattle. Give him some money, you don't pay taxes anyway and he has more need of it. Just fade away, seeing as your ability to blend in with the world is so unnatural it's almost like magic, he wont ever see you, literally. Lean in close and tell him to go away and leave you alone before you have to gut him like an animal. Lower taxes for awhile to allow people to fill their pockets so taxes wont kill them. Slap him, he shouldn't be getting in between you and your game of craps. Show him a few tricks and teach him a few songs, he could just make the lord smile and maybe get by on taxes. Thats what you do! Take pity on your friend but you cant help, you also are low on cash. Trick him into thinking your a tax collector and that you'll lower his tax if he slips you a little extra.

Attack attempting to kill or disable him, you need the money for another round of beer. Freeze him in place than give him to the town guard, let them collect the money you can just make more. Have your guards arrest him, lucky for you! You dont have to pay the bounty on this one! Ignore him, you couldn't ever catch him yourself and you don't want to share the bounty. Knock him out and drag him in, killing is a waste of life, but this man is wanted for something so he has to be turned over. Nothing he has never done you any harm and you have no need for the money. Put a blade through him and drag him in, hey the poster did say dead or alive, their just easier to drag while their dead. Trick him into a bar where you know there are guards who know his face by playing silly and bugging him. Trick somebody into arresting him for you and turn him in for the money giving a small proportion, or none if you can, to the person who helped you