Which Ladybridge Player Are You?

A large fry-up, followed by a burger on the way. Practising your one shot in the garden with a tennis ball. Preparation? No need! You just turn up! Psyching yourself up for a game you're not sure you really want to play. Texting all the team to make sure they know where they're going.

Getting stuck in - you're used to humping and lifting. You only make it with 5 minutes to go - how convenient! Sorting out lots of other business so that you can get away with playing today. Trying to work out what all the keys do. Whatever needs doing - you're easy!

Chocolate fireguard springs to mind. You score just enough runs to work up an appetite. You try your best as always - even if you do have your eyes shut. Pretty solid - if you don't do it, there's a chance the team will collapse. Reasonably well - but you always think there's room for improvement.

Fear the one armed man... In some crazy run-out fiasco. When your tummy rumbles. When the bowler runs up. With a big heave-ho.

Am I the only person in this team who can run? Bucket hands at the ready!!! Flapping around like a headless chicken!! What do you mean you want me to run after it? With enthusiasm... and anger!!

Drool over the menu. Enjoy that well-deserved pint. Examine your bruises. Get them in for your fellow man. Ring home and say you're still playing... another hour at least.

Being the glue that held the team together. Bowling and raising team morale. Clubbing a couple for four or six... you don't do running between the wickets. Committed fielding. There aren't many that have your energy. Square leg umpiring and collecting in the subs.

Enjoy it - No Matter How Rubbish You Are. Food Glorious Food You've Got To Laugh. Play Hard, Drink Fast Play Now - Suffer the Consequences Later.