Are You As Cool As Brandon Lloyd?

Call your mom and cry! Call the Fire Dept of course! Open the hood! Sing on the side of the road for tips!

Buy one thing and tell yourself it's a reward for something. Anything! Go hog-wild! Just this one time! Save your money of course! Wal-Mart? EWWWW!

Go all out anyway... Make em think you meant to do it and show those girls your moves! Tell them you're looking for your little sister. She's been missing for a few days! Tell those girls that you're a classically trained ballet performer and teach that class! Walk in and ask the the teacher if she knows the way to Bass Pro Shop!

A contestant from A GothRockVampire! A male model! Phantom from

Ask the large fatman if he'd like your friend Jenny's number. Jenny who? Jenny Craig! Don't say anything! He can't help it! Obesity is a disease! Tell your Aunt. She'll break out her ridin broom and introduce him to a world of hurt! Walk past him and coyly say

Shaving Llamas! Singing karaoke, DUH! Spending the afternoon with your family! Spoon feeding the elderly!

Lots of things! Nothing! I'm a robot! Some foods! Ugly people!

Baseball, America's Favorite Pastime! Bowling! Soccer! Sport? Buahahahahaha!

A late dinner, followed by an early breakfast! Eating seafood and then visiting a petting zoo! Going dancing after eating a meal that I cooked for my special someone! Watching videos of Brandon Lloyd on YouTube!

An Asian Lady for President! Brandon Lloyd as the Global Leader! Love! All ya need is love, right? Did I steal that line from somewhere? I dunno! Peace, DUH!