Do You Have The Potential Of A Cricket Captain ?

Anyone can open, that’s not the problem until situation forces me to go for opening. Not a difficult task, well I guess Jaffer is a must as he is in a sublime form, and maybe I’ll pick Sehwag this time over others and that’s because I trust players like him who are match winners. Oh come on, drop a few name chits in my hat and let’s see who the lucky one to go opening is. Ok, now this is a team decision. Let me consult my team mates, coach and the team manager,

Do hell with the whims of the team mates, I hope Niranjan Shah is on my speed dial. Tell me something, what exactly will I get if I manage a half century every series? I’ll tell you something better, let’s call the team manager and ask him to arrange a 16 man team dinner at the hotel. Get some good liquor and make sure that the dance floor is beating till midnight. It’s really not wise to keep players who don’t perform. Drop Harbhajan, Sourav, Dhoni, Sehwag. I don’t want such players in my team who don’t perform after all I am carrying my country’s pride and honor on the globe. Sort out these personal differences among players before they leak out in the media because if it does it’ll really cause us man-management problems in the next tour to New Zealand.

Be the king of the world. You don’t resume the play, quit back to the dressing room, come back on the field after half an hour and negotiate the umpire for a draw. If he agrees then fine and if he doesn’t then take him to the ICC Court and fight agai Clear the matter there and then, don’t resume the play until you’re satisfied. If the umpire takes a long time to revert his decision, leave the field and don’t be back Five runs don’t matter much, lets continue, no point wasting time, it’s the last day and we need to get them out on time. Have patience, though you ask the umpire for a suitable clarification and resume the play, but you don’t spare him after the series ends. Take him to the ICC Court, and get him banned from officiating in your matches.

Harbhajan, Sehwag, Uthappa, RP and Pathan but I will send them in a particular order. I’ll send my spearheads first so that they take early lead and create pressure on the opponents Sri Lanka who also have bowling greats like Murali, Vaas, Malinga. RP is a stiff-nose. I don’t really like Harbhajan, he’s very arrogant and Pathan is too much of a character himself. I’ll just try to keep these three away. The people I don’t trust, I can’t even give a thought of getting them to have a go at the bow RP Singh, Harbhajan Singh and Irfan Pathan are confirmed. Rohit Sharma is a good friend of mine, very caring person. And I think Yuvraj Singh is a smart cricketer too. I’ll take these two. RP Singh, Harbhajan Singh and Irfan Pathan are confirmed. Virender Sehwag can be handy and especially when you don’t have any other options. Now the 5th spot contest is between Yuvraj and Robin Uthappa. Lets quickly check both of them at the practice

Give them some liberty; you can’t hold them together if they don’t want to. Certainly yes, you can help the situations by putting restrictions; restrictions like the 30 players who are contracted to the BCCI can’t sign any ad contract before BCCI’s a Let’s be straight forward, I need a team not a pack of loose playing cards. You give me performers I’ll make them perform, you give me jokers then I think I really can’t help the BBCI neither they can’t help me. Next time be careful on whom you’re ch This doesn’t really bother me and shouldn’t even bother the media till we are winning matches. But if they aren’t putting their best efforts I think they need a spanking from the BCCI. What can I do? I am not a nursery school teacher that I should get all the toddlers back to their study table. Give me incentives; I’ll surely do that too.

I think I need help. Let the team decide and let us ask for BCCI’s opinion. Why to be the only one to be blamed, let’s share this decision. I’d like to play a big gamble here, let’s drop one of the pacers may be Ishant and include both Harbhajan and Kumble. And my word to the media would be “It’s better to have experience in your side rather than having for raw talent.” Never, what will the people think about me. They’ll say that why did he create so much drama when he never wanted Kumble for his next match. Drop Harbhajan and take Kumble. Harbhajan is bowling more than good, he needs a break. No it’s not worth it to sacrifice a man in form for my ego and image in the media. I’ll definitely take up Harbhajan, let the world say what they want to, I’ll shut their mouth when we win this series.