Which Greek God/Goddess Are You?

Do my best to help them. Friend? What friend? Give them some flowers to make them feel better. Give them some words of wisdom so they don't make a relationship mistake again. I can match-make any day! I'm not really sure what I'd do... My friends aren't usually IN relationships... Neither am I. No best friend of mine will go without a girl/boyfriend! Play some music to cheer them up! Relationships? I only have time for one-night-stands! Say something witty to make him happy. Take him to the swimmin' hole to find a new girl/guy. Try to calm them down, and then get their mind off of it. Whoever dumped them is gonna pay!

Did somebody say... CROSS-COUNTRY!?!? Do some project that'll take up all my time. Go swimming! Hang with my girls! I hope it's not sunny... I like my storms! Just stay with my spouse. Make a bonfire for my friends, who I'm camping with. Make my garden even more spectacular than it already is! PAAAAAAAAARTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!! ...'Nuff said. Play some music!!! Play some sports. Read, read, and REEEEEEEEEEEEAD. Stay in my basement. I don't Who doesn't love a summer hunting trip?

I don't send mail. I have no one to send it to. I have some friends who'll take it. I just e-mail and call people if I have something important to say. I keep in touch with my girls by texts. Who writes letters anymore? I'll just send it with the mail-man... What else is there to do? I'll make something that'll take it to them for me. 'll send it in a plain brown box so my friends will know it's from me. People will fall all over themselves to do me a favor, like delivering that letter! Send it by boat. Send it by owl. I have two. Take it myself. I'm that kind of person. What's wrong with normal mail? Why do anything fancy? You know what's cool? AIR-MAIL!

A book. A brand. New. Fishing rod. They'd love it. A new phone or some makeup! A nice pearl necklace, because they, like me, like the color white. Plus, I think pearls look like the moon, which me and my friends love. A perfect home-grown flower. A ring for a girl, a watch for a guy. A song, written by me. A trip, to some really exotic place. We both love to travel. For my friend: A new sword. His is getting old. Relationship: A necklace. For the LAST time, impotent quiz-maker, I DON'T HAVE FRIENDS! I don't give gifts. People give gifts to me! Something hand-crafted in my woodshop. Something they'll know is from me. Something regular, plain, maybe just a card. SURPRISE PARTY!!!

A bow and arrow. There'd be no wildlife after I left; All animals would be hunted to extinction. A good book. That way I could read it and read it without it getting boring. A hammer and some metal to keep myself occupied. A match or a lighter, so I could make a fire to tend to. A shady tree. I hate light. A trowel and some seeds. By the time I'd be done with it, the island would be a tropical paradise! A whole lotta drinks! Anyplace can be a party place when I'm there! If I'm on an island, I went there purposely. I love to travel. My boyfriend/girlfriend. My boyfriend/girlfriend.My guitar! At least then I'd have some entertainment. My cell, definitely! My friends, so I could lead them and tell them how to get us off. My spear, it's like an all-purpose tool! Cut wood, make sparks, kill animals, skin the killed animal, and much more! Nothing! I'd be swimming too much to notice I needed anything!

Arrow. Right 'tween the eyes. Call the police! What else would you do? Get my husband to chase them away! Have you ever noticed how pointy trowels are? If they can get past the guard-automatons, they can get past me. If they're breaking into my house, then they're gate-crashing a party. If they're gate-crashing a party, I won't like them very much! I'm crafty. I'd get them out Home Alone style; with tons and tons of unlikely and physicly impossible traps. Just hide. I don't like confrontation. Kill them. With fire. Like my sister, I'd put an arrow between their eyes. My guard-owls would get rid of them quickly. No one would break into MY house out of fear of becoming a pile of ashes! Normal burglars can survive depths of 300,000 feet underwater? Didn't know that... Unleash all kinds of whoopin' on them!

Anything cooked over an open fire. Anything home-grown in my garden! Anything spicy. Brain food. Fish. Or anything caught in the sea. Food? All I do is drink, man! Chocolate. Protein-filled stuff. Meat, beef especially. Something I hunted. Though I hate to admit it, french fries. I could eat buckets upon buckets. Whatever I can throw together. I like concocting new dishes from random stuff! Whatever's on the plate. Yogurt. Gotta stay skinny! You'd be surprised what I can cook. I'm nearly a gourmet cook!

Black, black, and more black. Black, shiny black, like my hair. Blood red. Gold, for the ring on my finger! Leaf green. Light brown, tan. It just seems right. Lightning yellow. Orange, like the color of dying embers. Pink! Sea green. Silver, like the moon. The color of bronze, a shiny light-brown. The delicious looking color of wine; Purple. Yellow, blinding yellow like the sun!

A boar. Those things are FIERCE. A dove, pure white. A flamingo! I love the color pink. A snake, like the one on a caduceus. Maybe even 2. A squirrel. They just seem so... Well, plain. A stallion. Wild and free, just like me. An elk. An owl. They're so polite seeming! Ants. They work together as one to do some truly amazing stuff. Just like me and my friends. Any kind of predatory cat. Eagle. Ladybugs. They get rid of those pesky little plant-eaters! Nothing beats a nice rottweiler. Some type of exotic fish. Probably poisonous.

A bow. I'm the most accurate shooter in the world! A bow. My hunting experience will allow me to take you out from miles away! A flamethrower. Fire is my thing. A hammer. A huge, heavy warhammer. A spear. A trident and net. Trip you with the net, rip you inside out with the trident. Can't we all just get along? Have I mentioned how sharp trowels are? I can't risk getting my designer clothes all cut up in a fight! I don't fight. I'm a voice of reason, of calm, not anger and war. I'll figure out a way to trap you. I don't need any weapon other than my mind. Nothing beats an arsenal of knives. Both for stabbing and for throwing. Something that'll shock you... Do they have lightning guns? Whatever's handy. I don't discriminate, I just kick butt.